Wizard vs. Vampire Bookmark
The "Most Likely to Start a Physical Altercation at the Local Library Award" goes to Hesed Books and Gifts for their "My Wizard Can Beat Up Your Vampire" bookmarks. But don't worry twi-hards, the opposite sentiment is offered on merchandise as well. The best part is how a sparkly vampire is rendered. Or maybe the best part is the green witch's hat. Point is, it's really good.