Dobby Loves Socks Card
In case the Snape-Hermione painting left you with an unpleasant feeling in the pit of your stomach, here's the most cutesy sweet item on the list. What better to make your beloved, hard-core, HP fan feel treasured than a card that reads "I Love You Like Dobby Loves Socks." Awwww. How cute is that? Because Dobby really loves socks. However, if your beloved is not an intense Harry Potter fan, they probably won't really appreciate the sentiment. There are also a few other versions on the same theme available including: "I Love You Like Mr. Weasely Loves Muggles" and "I Love You Like the Malfoys Love the Dark Arts."