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Things to see and do: You might see Batman (the real one, not him), and that is pretty awesome, but keep in mind that a Batman sighting often means that things aren't going so great.
Your vacation photos will probably include: Getting mugged, shot, exposed to a fear toxin, assaulted by mental patients, blown up in a hospital, or stranded on a ship rigged to blow with the trigger in the hands of a bunch of bitter convicts. The list goes on and we haven't even seen all the dangers Gotham holds in The Dark Knight Rises...
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Things to see and do: A meet and greet with the President of the United States
Your vacation photos will probably include: Threats of death, rape, and mutilation at the hands of some Mad Max-looking muthaf&@!$#rs. Manhattan has been turned into a maximum security prison, but the President's there, right? Well, his visit might not have been voluntary. Snake Pliskin would be your only hope for surviving this place and we highly doubt he gives a damn about saving you.
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Things to see and do: Hey, you could watch the actual Hunger Games!
Your vacation photos will probably include: This one might be divisive. We can see how some people could be perfectly happy living in The Capitol, but it would seem karma would have to catch up with you sooner or later. Plus, who wants to be surgically altered to resemble something out of a 1980's Flock of Seagulls music video just to fit in?
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Things to see and do: Well, it's Detroit. Maybe Eminem?
Your vacation photos will probably include: Hard to think of a movie that makes Detroit look good - Robocop is almost Cinéma vérité. Maybe Detroit Rock City? You'd have to be a Kiss fan. Anyway, RoboCop probably shows it at it's worst. Detroit is on the verge of collapse because of financial ruin and unchecked crime. A mega corporation steps in to clean things up, but when was the last time that worked out for everybody?
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Things to see and do: Do they do nuclear plant tours? Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's Kwik-E-Mart is a must-see.
Your vacation photos will probably include: Plenty of hijinks and shenanigans. Though Springfield never seemed like a bad place to live, the people's issues are manageable on a day to day basis — that is what Lisa is there for, right? Then, one day, President Schwarzenegger decides to solve one of their bigger issues for them by enclosing the entire town in a giant glass dome.
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Things to see and do: Technological wizardry!
Your vacation photos will probably include: Denizens infected with a zombie virus, a giant mutant named Nemesis, unspeakable horrors. The whole city is later leveled by a nuke... so you might want to plan around that.
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Things to see and do: Go to the beach. Take an architectural tour.
Your vacation photos will probably include: Whatever Cobb dreams up. Just don't let his subconscious know you're there.
But is it Cobb's dream or is it Limbo? There is a bit of debate there. The fact remains, however, that this would be one lousy place to live. Population: You and your crazy spouse. Ready to leave? All you have to do is wait for the next train to come and put your head on the tracks.
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Things to see and do: Jewelry shopping!
Your vacation photos will probably include: This place was once the center of Dwarven industry, but the Dwarves dug too deep and unleashed the Balrog on their city. They were forced to flee and the city became the home of Orcs. Surviving the Orcs is one thing, the Balrog is another. Practice with us now... "You shall not pass!"
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