Lindsay Lohan to Work in Morgue, Again; Charlie Sheen Finds New Goddess?; Levi Johnston Writing Book About Palin Family
04.26.11 by reelz
ReelzChannel Celebrity Rundown
Lindsay Lohan will spend 120 of the 480 hours of her assigned community service at the L.A. County Department of Coroner's facility, picking up trash, emptying garbage cans, mopping floors, and cleaning windows and restrooms. Scrubbing crypts is not part of the job, nor is handling any dead bodies, but Coroner Assistant Chief Ed Winter assured everyone, "she'll certainly see them." LiLo has been on morgue duty before, sentenced to work in one following her second DUI conviction in 2007.
Meanwhile, Lohan received a standing ovation as she appeared to pre-tape an interview with Jay Leno that will air on tonight's Tonight Show, and she may end up serving only "hours" in jail for her probation violation due to jail overcrowding.
Charlie Sheen spent $22K to help bail out troubled former baseball star Lenny Dykstra and then told TMZ, "The rendition guilty trolls that kidnapped my dear friend Nails clearly forgot that he's a fellow Vatican assassin and his best pal is a warlock." Earlier Sheen was recorded test-driving a new Goddess, planting a passionate kiss on a grandma during his show in South Florida.
Levi Johnston nearly bared all for Playgirl, now the father of Sarah Palin's grandson is writing a tell-all book about the family entitled, "Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs." We totally did not make that up.
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Culter is officially engaged to reality TV star Kristin Cavallari, as the maligned QB proposed while the couple vacationed in Cabo San Lucas.
Nicolas Cage was investigated for child abuse the night of his most recent drunken outburst after falling while holding his 5-year-old son, causing "a minor abrasion to (the child's) left knee."
British police promise to crack the skulls of royal wedding protesters who attempt to disrupt the event and sieze any banners the public "would find offensive."