Osama bin Laden Shot Dead and Buried at Sea; Seth Meyers Killed It at White House Correspondents Dinner; Justin Bieber Egged in Australia
05.02.11 by reelz
ReelzChannel Celebrity Rundown
As you've probably heard, American military and CIA operatives killed Osama bin Laden last night, shooting him in the head and later burying him at sea. The news broke on Twitter by a tweet from former Donald Rumsfeld staffer Keith Urbahn, and in her haste to break the news, NBC's Norah O'Donnell accidentally tweeted "Obama shot and killed per @JimMiklaszewski."
Obama is alive and well, and on Saturday night at the White House Correspondents Dinner took shots at guest Donald Trump, suggesting The Donald believes the moon landing was faked. Obama later took some ribbing of his own from SNL's Seth Meyers, who wanted to know how he's aged so fast in just over two years on the job. "What happened to you? When you were sworn in you looked like the guy from the Old Spice commercials. Now you look like Louis Gosset Sr. I've never said this to anyone before, but maybe you should start smoking again."
Meyers saved his best (or at least his meanest) jokes for Donald Trump. On his candidacy: "Donald Trump said that he was running for president as a Republican. That's funny, because I thought he was running as a joke." Trump later fired back at Meyers, saying "...his delivery frankly was not good. He's a stutterer."
Also making news at the White House Correspondents Dinner were guests Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson, who were engaged in an "intense" make-out session, just as the main course was being put on the table, and that ScarJo then sat on Penn's lap during part of the meal.
IN OTHER NEWS...
Justin Bieber was egged at a concert in Sydney, Australia.
Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are officially divorced. As part of the agreement, Mueller got a lump sum of $758K and another $1M for her share of the house, which Sheen gets to keep, and $55K/month in child support.
Singer Mariah Carey and husband Nick Cannon had their twins, one boy and one girl.
Aerosmith frontman and American Idol judge Steven Tyler claims he spent $20M on drugs.