Ashton Kutcher Uses Cliché to Dismiss Infidelity Rumors; Casey Anthony 'Doing Well' After Psychological Treatment; Michelle Obama Shops Incognito at Target
09.30.11 by REELZ
ReelzChannel Celebrity Rundown
Ashton Kutcher may no longer be following wife Demi Moore on Twitter, but he addressed rumors of marriage trouble on Thursday by tweeting "When you ASSUME to know that which you know nothing of, you make an ASS out of U and ME." (We can only ASSUME this is his response to Moore's earlier tweet quoting Epictetus, "When we are offended at any man's fault, turn to yourself & study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger.")
As for alleged Kutcher mistress Sara Leal, she's desperately trying to cash in on her 15 minutes of fame, working with a club promoter to tell her story, and a paparazzo who plans to sell staged "street" pictures of the 23-year-old blonde.
Casey Anthony is "doing well" one week after her psychological treatment began, according to a source close to her who adds, "She hopes she will someday redeem herself and live a productive life." Meanwhile, Orlando TV station WKMG is moving to unseal a jailhouse video of Casey that shows her reaction immediately after watching TV news reports saying police found remains that later turned out to be those of her missing daughter, Caylee.
Hugh Hefner's runaway bride Crystal Harris is putting her 3.39 carat diamond engagement ring up for auction at Christie's, and it's estimated to fetch between $20,000 and $30,000.
While David Arquette is now "in the friend zone" with wife Courteney Cox, he's dating Entertainment Tonight reporter Christina McLarty, who was previously married to Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis for two months.
Except for that whole First Lady thing, Michelle Obama is really just like every other 40-something mom, watching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and shopping at a Target in Alexandria, Virginia.
Finally, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has lost 17 pounds and is giving all the credit to diet drug Zantrex-3 Fat Burner, a company that's paying her as a spokesperson.