Lindsay Lohan Turned Away from Morgue Duty; Networks Defend Gadhafi Death Videos; Are Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Over Already?
Posted 10.21.11 by reelz
ReelzChannel Celebrity Rundown
After arriving 40 minutes late for morgue duty in an $80,000 Porsche Panamera, Lindsay Lohan was turned away by the coronor's office, and claims she "got lost." Lohan will try again today. Meanwhile, mom Dina Lohan, who is always in LiLo's corner, is said to be shopping a memoir that will expose Lindsay's secrets, including alleged drug and alcohol use.
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News networks are defending their decision to air the gruesome "Gadhafi Death Videos" that show the bloodied body of the former Libyan dictator being hit and grabbed at by triumphant cell-phone-wielding rebels.
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Art imitates life, or at least a Nikon ad imitates life as an Ashton Kutcher spot for the camera maker shows the actor luring four women to his hotel room. Kutcher is rumored to have done something similar last month in San Diego, leading to a reported one-night-stand with 22-year-old administrative assistant Sara Leal.
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Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is launching his own clothing line — dubbed "Situation Nation" — and it's far removed from the Ed Hardy/Affliction style adopted by Sitch and his Jersey Shore castmates, and more along the lines of Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville line.
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Speculation that Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries is in trouble is being fueled by pics of the former NBA player moving bags and boxes out of the couple's Manhattan hotel without wearing his wedding ring.
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Ben and Jerry's new "Schweddy Balls" ice cream — based on a well-known Saturday Night Live skit — is being blacklisted by some grocery stores, but the Vermont-based company says "Balls" is its most popular limited edition to date.