Minnesota Blamed for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Divorce; Jessica Simpson Confirms Pregnancy; Scarlett Johansson Nude Pics Were for Ryan Reynolds
Posted 11.01.11 by reelz
ReelzChannel Celebrity Rundown
As rumors swirl that Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries was a hoax, one thing top tabloids can agree on is that the divorce is all Minnesota's fault as Humphries wanted to settle down and live a simple life while Kim, uh, did not.
Other headlines from Hollywood's least-shocking split:
- Signs of trouble first appeared while shooting for Kourtney and Kim Take New York, where the couple needed time apart to "take a break" from each other.
- While the value of her engagement ring may have been cut in half, her iron-clad prenup means Humphries comes away with nothing from the Kardashian empire.
- Speaking of the ring, Kardashian jetted to Australia to promote her line of handbags without it or her wedding ring.
- Etiquette expert Lizzy Post says for any marriage lasting less than 6 months the wedding gifts should be returned. The couple's registry at Geary of Beverly Hills added up to $172 million.
- This whole ridiculous episode has cemented Kim Kardashian's top spot as America's most annoying celebrity.
In other celebrity news:
Jessica Simpson finally announced that she's pregnant on Twitter, which led to the crashing of her web site where she posed as a mummy.
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Scarlett Johansson says the nude pics hacked from her phone were for then-husband Ryan Reynolds.
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Here's hoping Shia LaBeouf is better at kissing than fighting as he smooched with stylist girlfriend Karolyn Pho between takes on the set of The Company We Keep in Vancouver.