The Duchess of Cambridge Once Again Dresses Appropriately for the Occasion; Amanda Bynes, Lindsay Lohan, and Eva Longoria Do Pretty Much What's Expected
09.14.12 by Mandy
There's yet another nude British royals "scandal," and this time it's focused on the Duchess of Cambridge. Reuters reports that a French magazine, Closer, posted pics of Kate sunbathing on a beach in southern France topless while on vacation with William. While the photos are causing some titillation and discussion of the royals' right to privacy, it hardly seems scandal-worthy seeing as being topless while sunbathing in the south of France is about as inappropriate as being nude in a spa or a shower... or at a party in a Las Vegas suite.
At least we know what she was thinking. Amanda Bynes' lawyer went in front of a judge this week and argued that the actress could still drive since she had not yet been to a DMV hearing. The judge assured the lawyer that the license had been suspended, and added that perhaps Bynes should show up at the next hearing.
Not to be outdone hot-mess-wise, Lindsay Lohan has been acting erratic. She is rumored to have not reported to work for shooting on Scary Movie 5, but perhaps that was because she was too busy tweeting deep thoughts such as: "Birkin. Mac Computer. Chanel and a jet. Never quit fighting to live your dreams. God Bless." Yeah, we don't know what that's supposed to mean either.
She might be too old for action movies, but Gwyneth Paltrow has signed a deal with cosmetic company Max Factor.
Thirty-seven-year-old Eva Longoria admitted to Extra that she is dating football player Mark Sanchez, who is 25. Does anybody else think she might want to try dating men her own age again? After all, guys in their twenties tend to have the bad habit of acting like guys in their twenties.