From Iron Man to Christian Grey, Here's What BHP's Yossi Would Sell to Some of the World's Richest Fictional Characters
12.21.13 by Mandy
It's only a couple of weeks until the new season of Beverly Hills Pawn arrives on REELZ, and we can't wait to see what the rich and famous are buying and selling to Yossi this time around. But that got us thinking, what would the fictional richest people in the world buy? We took a look at Forbes' Fictional 15, picked our favorite fake rich people and tried to figure out what they'd buy if they were shopping at the Dina Collection.
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If Tony Stark were to stop by the Dina Collection, we think he would have two words on his mind: Patek Philippe. This gorgeous wrist watch seems likely to catch his eye, with it's clean lines and elegant-yet-masculine looks. We also guess that while there, Yossi would remind him that it would also be a good idea to get a little something for his special lady friend. So we figure he'd also leave with a bauble, perhaps a Buccelati white and yellow gold bracelet, for Pepper Potts.
This rich duck loves his giant pile of gold coins, but he also loves to have a few eye-catching jewels in his stash. We think the item that would most catch his fancy is this diamond Hamsa and Evil Eye necklace. We think he'd buy it in an effort to ward off the evil Beagle Boys and keep them out of his vault.
The patriarch of the Cullen clan has a ton of money, but unlike some other people on this list, he isn't one to hoard it all to himself. Because Carlisle is such a generous guy, we think rather than buying something for himself, he'd probably be at the Dina Collection buying a pretty little something nice for Esme. Because his sweetheart grew up in the early 20th century, it seems likely that an Edwardian piece would be appropriate, and this pearl and diamond necklace fits the bill perfectly.
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug has just theaters, which means his precious Arkenstone has been burgled by Bilbo. While Yossi doesn't have an exact replacement for the Heart of the Mountain, we think this giant Van Cleef & Arpels canary diamond that Yossi purchased on the show awhile back comes pretty close.
Due to Christian's bedroom proclivities, we think he'd pick out this rope and diamond bead bracelet for Ana. It gives him a chance to give her something nice and an opportunity to tie up her wrist. What could be better?
A much time as we've spent with him, we don't really know all that much about Mr. Monopoly other than that he's been known to win crossword competitions, he prefers monocles to regular glasses, and he once took second place in a beauty pageant. And while Yossi doesn't have any top hats, scottie dogs, old shoes, thimbles, or wheelbarrows in his shop, he does have a race car that he's looking to sell. Mr. Monopoly will have to pass go quite a few times to afford it, but we think this is what he'd spend his colorful money on.
Assuming her father hasn't already lost the family fortune, we definitely see one piece from the Dina Collection catching Mary's eye. That of course is the diamond tiara that one of our favorite outlandish BHP shoppers bought with the motive of outshining another woman on her wedding day. Luckily, the woman in question seems to have sold it back to Yossi after she upstaged the bride, so now it's available again. We doubt (mostly) that Lady Mary would use it for this purpose, but we are sure that this would look fabulous with one of her 1920s beaded gowns.
We can't be sure, but we're guessing Jay would buy every piece of jewelry in the entire store, take it all to West Egg and have Daisy pick which items she wanted. If he had to pick and choose only a few things? Well, Daisy liked the modern, Art Deco pieces from the period, and we're guessing he'd go ahead and buy a 1920s style diamond and sapphire necklace, this platinum, sapphire, and diamond ring, a gorgeous 18 carat diamond bracelet, and probably some earrings, too.
Unfortunately, Yossi Dina does not have any crazy tech gadgets, bat suits or plain black turtlenecks for sale in his store. But he does have one thing the playboy heartthrob Bruce Wayne likes; he's got some lovely ladies working with him. While Mr. Wayne might or might not buy something at the Dina Collection, we think he would definitely be chatting up Aria while he was there. So would he leave the store with the lovely junior sales associate on his arm? That'd be up to Aria to decide.