Does John Malkovich Have a Better Bald Head than Vin Diesel? Cast Your Vote for the Best Baldie Reelzie Award
01.17.14 by Mandy
It's true that a gorgeous flowing mane looks great on a guy, but no hair looks awfully good, too. In honor of the gentlemen who wore a bald head proudly on the silver screen, we're giving a Reelzie Award for Best Baldie.
John Malkovich is an extraordinary actor, and he proudly displayed his bald head in RED 2. Vin Diesel is always both a badass and a baldie, so it's no surprise that he's on the list. This year he brought his perfectly shaped, hairless head to both Fast & Furious 6 and Riddick, but we think Fast 6 showed off his bald a little bit better. We're not sure Bruce Willis ever had a full head of hair, but that's ok, because he totally doesn't need it. He yippee ki-yay'd his way through another Die Hard sequel looking as good as ever. American Hustle has definitely been an awards-season darling, and the Reelzies are no different. He might not have been one of the main players in the flick, but Louis C.K. wore his unshaven bald head with grace and aplomb.
The final two Reelzie candidates are a little bit different. First, Gru's shiny egg-like head added a little extra sparkle to Despicable Me 2, despite it only being a cartoon head and not a real, live-action head. Nick Offerman, who has a decidedly lush head of hair, went prosthetically bald for the indie flick Paradise. It might not be a truly hairless head, but he proved without a doubt that Ron Swanson would be just as magnificent if he were bald.