Vampires Suck Reviews
08.18.10 by REELZ
Congratulations could soon be in order for the parody "specialists" Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, makers of Twilight series spoof Vampires Suck, which will likely end up being the worst-reviewed movie of the year.
"...a witless spoof (that) merely provides an unfunny scene-by-scene retread of the first two movies in the hugely successful [Twilight] franchise."
— Sheri Linden, Hollywood Reporter
"...this instantly forgettable trifle is fairly close to worthless."
— Joe Leydon, Variety
"...[filled with] limp slapstick violence, half-assed sight gags, and stale sex jokes that would make Carrot Top ashamed."
— Simon Abrams, Slant Magazine