Charlie Sheen Calls Everything a Turd; Sharon Stone's Stalker Thinks He's Hillary Clinton's Son; Jeremy Irons to Skip Oscars to Party at Home
Posted 02.25.11 by reelz
ReelzChannel Celebrity Rundown
CBS and Warner Bros. have shut down production of the hit comedy Two and a Half Men after Charlie Sheen's incendiary and ridiculously entertaining radio show rant yesterday. Sheen called Men executive producer Chuck Lorre a "turd," "clown," and a "charlatan," and said Lorre's show was a "tin can" that he magically turned to "pure gold." He also called Alcoholics Anonymous a "bootleg cult," referred to the women he parties with as "turds" and "losers," and called Thomas Jefferson a "p***y."
After learning production was halted, Sheen sent an open letter to TMZ that is even more colorful than his on-air comments, calling Lorre a "contaminated little maggot" and an "earthworm" he defeated with his words, "imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists." Sheen then challenged Lorre to a fight and said, "If he wins, then he can leave MY show!"
The outburst may cost Sheen a role in Major League 3, with James G. Robinson — CEO of Morgan Creek Productions — comparing him to Lindsay Lohan and telling TMZ, "I'm not going to risk putting Charlie in the movie if he continues messing up." According to Sheen, that would be a mistake. As part of his rant he discussed Major League 3 and again used the t-word. "If they want me in it, it's a smash, and if they don't, it's a turd opening on a tug boat."
Finally, RadarOnline reports Sheen is already leaving CBS for HBO for a show called Sheen's Corner that would pay the star $5M per episode.
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Sharon Stone is seeking a restraining order against Bradly Gooden, who insists his name is Bobby Joe Clinton, son of Hillary Clinton, and that he's an FBI agent and wrote the script for The King's Speech when he was just 2 years old. Gooden had broken into Stone's house and claimed it was his, a gift given to him by Hillary. In an interview with Piers Morgan, Stone did not discuss the stalker, but insisted she has only been married twice, not three times as widely reported.
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Miley Cyrus has refused to comment on dad Billy Ray's candid remarks about his family, but friends tell People Miley is "upset" and "very hurt and angry."
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Jeremy Irons has just become The Rundown's favorite actor, saying he is skipping the Oscars to stay home to smoke cigarettes and drink alcohol. The Academy Award-winning actor told Jimmy Fallon it's much more fun watching at home, and "this way I can smoke and drink and have a really good time."