The Twilight Saga, with its operatic gloom and straight-faced fantasy, is undoubtedly ripe for a smart, good-natured ribbing. This isn't it.
—Adam Markovitz Entertainment Weekly
...writer-directors Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer sink their not-so-sharp teeth into the vampire genre--and drain it of all humor. Fangs for nothing.
—Matt Stevens E!
...a limp lampoon of the Twilight series...
—Jeannette Catsoulis New York Times
... finds Friedberg-Seltzer evolving ever so slightly, but adequacy remains out of their grasp, and mediocrity might just be an impossible goal. Oh well, at least the quest for non-terribleness gives them something to shoot for.
—Nathan Rabin Onion AV Club
...this witless spoof ... merely provides an unfunny scene-by-scene retread of the first two [Twilight] movies in the hugely successful franchise.
—Frank Scheck Hollywood Reporter
Writer-director team Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer continue to act as the drain trap to our pop culture toilet.
—Nick Pinkerton LA Weekly
...this instantly forgettable trifle is fairly close to worthless.
—Joe Leydon Variety
...[filled with] limp slapstick violence, half-assed sight gags, and stale sex jokes that would make Carrot Top ashamed.
—Simon Abrams Slant Magazine