Based on the book by Alexandre Dumas.
" 3D swashbuckler wields a disappointingly blunt sword. "
" Jovovich tries hard to be terribly, terribly wicked, but her performance finds a hitherto unknown middle ground between Divine in Pink Flamingos and Halle Berry in Catwoman that's just embarrassing. "
" For the latest update of Alexandre Dumas's novel, Paul W.S. Anderson has added flying battleships and elaborate diamond heists. "
" Call it the Robert Downey Jr. Meets Sherlock Holmes Effect. A classic popular adventure gets overblown, juiced-up, and generally CGI-ified. "
" Every time you think it can't get any stupider, it gets right up in your face, calls you "bro," and gets stupider. "
" In the worst possible case, this could go on and on, but please, let's hope it doesn't. "
" This one is overblown, over-dressed, and grandiosely dopey, packed with gargantuan sets and ludicrous action scenes and shot in unusually dark and dingy 3-D. "
" All the borderline pantomime acting and wigged buffoonery is deliberate and silly, but The Three Musketeers remains charmless, a romp brought down by its lead-footed script. "
" Even the most liberal viewer is likely to echo Milady's thoughts of D'Artagnan: "You are very amiable, no doubt, but you would be charming if you would only depart." "
" The very existence of this film illustrates barrel-scraping desperation of the Hollywood kind. "
" A very 2011 take on Alexandre Dumas' classic that feels weirdly dated already. "
" Seriously: What the hell? "
" One for all and all for nowt. "
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