Janet McTeer, at least, delights as MI6's cruelly capable answer to Mary Poppins. She's a whiz at testicular vivisection, yet she still cannot save this film.
—Michelle Orange Village Voice
Outdated, discount-store comic violence with one wonderful performance.
—Todd McCarthy Hollywood Reporter
...an often stylish but wearying action thriller that fails even to be convincingly tongue-in-cheek...
—John Anderson Variety
...an incoherent hybrid of buddy movie, Girls Gone Wild episode and James Bond spoof that employs cheap cinematic tricks like multiple split screens for no apparent purpose.
—Stephen Holden New York Times
Steeped in a bland commercial aesthetic, fixating on picture-postcard views and bared breasts with equal slackness, this is little more than a collection of bad ideas glued hastily together.
—Jesse Cataldo Slant Magazine