Two fun new items for the upcoming Twilight Saga parody Vampires Suck have been released online. The parody, written by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, attempts to over-exaggerate Stephenie Meyer's worldwide phenomenon, in what some are sure to consider the funniest movie of the year.
The new poster — complete with a great "Some Sagas Just Won't Die" tagline — shows Matt Lanter (Edward), Jenn Proske (Becca), and Chris Riggi (Jacob) flanked by three Nomad vampires and a comical Lady Gaga knock-off. Edward is sporting a "Team Jacob" T-shirt, while Jacob repays the favor by donning "Team Edward." Becca — looking as morose as ever — stands in the middle of both supernatural creatures, holding a clove of garlic instead of the saga's iconic red apple. Also present is Edward's perfectly coiffed hair, standing at least 6 inches above his head. Robert Pattinson would be proud. see the "Pale Guy" clip, where Becca meets "the Sullens" >>