ReelzChannel Celebrity Rundown
Poor Elisabetta Canalis. Dumped earlier this year by George Clooney, she was dumped by America last night on Dancing With the Stars in the show's 2nd week. Joining Canalis in the bottom three but surviving for now were David Arquette and Kym Johnson and Chaz Bono and Lacey Schwimmer.
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Bono may have an excuse for his poor showing as rehearsal injuries have left the 42-year-old transsexual with bandaged knees and swollen joints. Meanwhile, Nancy Grace is getting all lawyerly, strongly denying a nipple slip on Monday's show and tweeting a picture of the "breast petals" she says are what were really revealed during the wardrobe malfunction.
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Speaking of lawyering up, it's reported that a 23-year-old woman has hired a top Hollywood attorney and gone into hiding after having a fling with Ashton Kutcher while the Two and a Half Men star partied in San Diego on Friday night, and it's rumored his marriage to Demi Moore is over.
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In baby news, Kevin Federline and girlfriend Victoria Prince show off their 6-week-old daughter Jordan, while January Jones was out with newborn Xander as the identity of the father remains a mystery even after the release of the kid's birth certificate.
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Seinfeld made Jason Alexander the most famous bald TV star perhaps since Kojak, but after "experimenting with some different hair systems" the 52-year-old star showed off a nearly full head of hair this week at 27th Annual C.S.A. Artios Awards in Beverly Hills.
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Finally, Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Kyle Richards met with Barack Obama at a fundraiser on Monday and he told her that First Lady Michelle Obama watches the show. Who doesn't?
Posted 09.28.11 by reelz