ReelzChannel Celebrity Rundown
Before being officially fired from Two and a Half Men, a disheveled, distracted, and strung out Charlie Sheen recorded his third episode of the webcast Sheen's Korner, accurately labeled as "dead man ranting" by RadarOnline.com. After being texted about his dismissal from the show, Sheen joined Goddess #2 (Natalie Kenley) at the top of the Live Nation building in Beverly Hills and waved a machete, chugged ersatz (we think) tiger blood, and declared, "Free at last! Free at last!"
***During Sheen's Korner, Sheen teased he would be paid "at least six figures" for tweeting a job opening for a social media internship on #TeamSheen at internships.com. You must have #TigerBlood and be all about #Winning to be considered. Meanwhile, the Village Voice is proposing to make this Friday, March 11, Worldwide Unfollow Charlie Sheen on Twitter Day. Why? Spelling "corner" with a "k," among other things.
Lindsay Lohan has fired off a letter to Saturday Night Live executive producer Lorne Michaels saying she was disappointed for allowing Miley Cyrus to rip her on the show, and feels betrayed because LiLo considered Michaels a mentor and father figure.
In Brazil for Carnival, Gisele Bundchen wore what we believe to be the world's tiniest bikini, while husband Tom Brady wore perhaps the smallest — and certainly least flattering — ponytail.
Two weeks after a London ice cream shop began marketing breast milk ice cream by the name "Baby Gaga," Lady Gaga's lawyers are threatening to sue, calling the ice cream "deliberately provocative and, to many people, nausea-inducing."
Perhaps trying to get a fresh start after a brutal start to 2011, Christina Aquilera has put the house she bought from Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne on the market for $13.5M.