ReelzChannel Celebrity Rundown
Stained and rotted teeth are the least of Lindsay Lohan's problems as the prosecutor in her shoplifting case will recommend jail for the star at a hearing later this morning, claiming that getting fired from her gig at the Downtown Women's Center is a violation of her probation. That will be up to judge Stephanie Sautner to decide, but she's already ordered probation officials to reassign Lohan to morgue duty.
Meanwhile, estranged father Michael Lohan isn't doing his daughter any favors by telling Radar that LiLo needs to enter a long term rehab facility immediately. "Between pictures of her with bad people and her teeth, it is quite evident that her problems have not been addressed or conquered."
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Taylor Armstrong is so broken up over husband Russell's suicide in August that she's dating fellow Bravo reality TV star Matt Nordgren. The 28-year-old former University of Texas quarterback is a star on Most Eligible Dallas. Armstrong is 40.
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Michelle Obama tells iVillage that husband Barack doesn't like his daughters Sasha and Malia watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but the First Lady is cool with it if they learn from the show, saying, "if they're learning the right lessons, like, that was crazy, then I'm like, okay."
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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have revealed the backs of twins Moroccan and Monroe, with Moroccan in what looks to be a white dress, and Monroe in a camel hair suit. The couple will presumably show the twins' faces this Friday on 20/20.
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Former Queer Eye star Carson Kressley was the latest to get the boot from Dancing with the Stars to loud boos from the audience.
Posted 10.19.11 by reelz 
ReelzChannel Celebrity Rundown
The lineup for the 13th season of Dancing with the Stars was announced last night and the rumors were true: Nancy Grace is in. The other 11 contestants dancing for the coveted mirror ball trophy are:
- Ricki Lake, actress and former talk show host
- Ron Artest, the Los Angeles Laker who recently changed his name to Metta World Peace
- Kristin Cavallari, former reality TV star who was recently dumped by Jay Culter
- Elisabetta Canalis, Italian actress recently dumped by George Clooney
- Chynna Phillips, pop singer married to actor William Baldwin
- David Arquette, actor currently separated from Courteney Cox
- Carson Kressley, that guy from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
- Hope Solo, goalie for U.S. women's soccer team
- J.R. Martinez, U.S. Army vet and All My Children star
- Rob Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians star
- Chaz Bono, transgender son of Cher and the late Sonny Bono
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The lineup for the Charlie Sheen roast has also been announced and it includes TMZ honcho Harvey Levin, Jackass star Steve-O, and former heavyweight champ and Hangover star Mike Tyson.
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Speaking of TMZ, the site reports someone has offered porn producer Vivid Entertainment "big bucks" to take the Kim Kardashian sex tape off the market, and added "We would purchase any other footage you may have control of that involves Ms. Kardashian."
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Grim details of Russell Armstrong's suicide have emerged. The husband of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Taylor Armstrong hung himself with an electrical extension cord and was dead at least 24 hours before his body was discovered.
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Hurricane Irene destroyed last weekend's box office receipts but it was a star for The Weather Channel, giving it a ratings win in the 25-54 demographic Friday night among all cable channels.
Posted 08.30.11 by reelz