ReelzChannel Celebrity Rundown
David Letterman became everyone's cranky grandfather when he berated Justin Bieber for getting another tattoo and mispronouncing the Sistine Chapel on last night's Late Show. He also proved he's got quite a grip, causing the Biebs to wince in pain. While Letterman was quick to ask "Canadian high school?", [shameless plug from the Canuck on our staff] the U.N. Education index ranks Canada's educational system #6 while the US comes in at #20.
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Meanwhile on The Tonight Show, Matthew McConaughey talked to Jay Leno about getting manscaped to play a male stripper in the upcoming Magic Mike. McConaughey described getting waxed by a polite Russian woman. "She's pouring this glue and stuff all over you, and you're sitting there and you're giggling, and all the sudden she lays something on you . . .and it hurts! It does hurt!…" We're sure the pain will be worth it once Magic Mike opens.
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A very noticeably pregnant Snooki took a scary tumble this week. The paparazzi captured the expectant mom falling down while filming the sixth season of Jersey Shore in Seaside.The likely cause of the fall? Snooki's six-inch platform sandals. At least she's true to her word. Back in March, Snooki promised "to wear heels through [the pregnancy]. I'm 24, not 50." Until she delivers, perhaps she should stick to that motorized scooter. Oh, and photogs: If you see a pregnant woman fall, put down the camera and help her!
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And because it wouldn't be celebrity news without mentioning the Kardashian clan, Khloe Kardashian responded to Kris Humphries' allegation that mom Kris Jenner masterminded Kim's sex tape. "That is just disgusting and disturbing, and probably his fantasy!" Kris also alleges that Kris made Kim re-shoot the sex tape because the first take wasn't good enough.
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Miley Cyrus gave the paparazzi an eyeful when she bent over wearing a pair of incredibly short shorts while shopping. After noticing the reveal, she tied a shirt around her waist. Next time Miley, just (ahem) turn the other cheek.
More celebrity rundown >> Posted 06.22.12 by Chris