How was your Fourth of July? Taylor Swift's was pretty amazing. Any Fourth of July that has a Slip'N Slide has to be pretty amazing. And from what we can see on her Instagram, it was a pretty great girls' weekend too. Lena Dunham and Emma Stone were there! It’s like Taylor saw all of our secret dreams and made them a reality over Independence Day weekend. At least we can go out and buy our own Slip'N Slide.
Guys, did you know Jessica Simpson got married? She is now officially a Mrs. They had a big to-do, with 250 guests and champagne all over the place. Of course it shouldn’t come as a surprise as she has been engaged Eric Johnson since 2010, they have two kids together, and she's been talking about her upcoming wedding for about three years. But still, it's like all of a sudden she’s hitched! What a world. Entertainment. Gossip. Life.
Don’t mess with Joan Rivers! This Saturday she walked out of a CNN interview after she didn’t like how the interviewer was conducting the interview. We don’t blame her, she’s used to being the interviewer so she has high expectations. Also she’s Joan Rivers, so anything less would be out of character.
Perfect Katy Perry is going to be entering her 30s soon. And she’s all perfect because she’s already released a billion albums, she's starred in a movie documenting her own life, and she's determined to continue “dreaming her dreams” in her 30s. Fine, just keep living your dreams, Katy Perry, and don't worry about the soul-searching, what-am-I-doing-with-my-life crisis we all have when we hit that third decade.
It’s all going to be okay folks. Let's just all pretend we are celebrities and go on a summer vacation. Here are some houses and boats we can pretend to afford to rent. Like Gwyneth Paltrow's little villa and One Direction's yacht. You know what we call them? Mind-cations.