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"Your life's going down the toilet!"
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Cher kept her promise and was in the audience to cheer on son Chaz Bono during Week 4 of Dancing with the Stars and burst into tears after he danced a pasodoble to the theme from Rocky. Bono scored 21 points, one better than last-place Carson Kressley and 8 less than the near-perfect Ricki Lake (29 points).
A Hungarian SWAT team raided a Budapest warehouse holding 100 live weapons to be used in Brad Pitt's upcoming zombie movie World War Z.
Rumors of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher's demise could be greatly exaggerated as the couple was pictured on a Kabbalah retreat over the weekend at Cachuma Lake in the Santa Ynez Valley.
Jennifer Aniston and beau Justin Theroux are taking their matchy-matchy thing to new highs, or lows, and are morphing into the same person as they both wore dark felt fedoras as they stepped out in New York.
Also stepping out in NYC was Lindsay Lohan's sister Ali, who looks to be getting her modeling career off to a good start by looking preternaturally thin.
Finally, Beyoncé has announced she's due with her first child in February. In August The Onion News Network landed the first interview with her famous fetus, and the exchange became testy after The Onion's Brooke Alvarez questioned it about accusations that it has repeatedly kicked Ms. Knowles.
Posted 10.11.11 by reelz -
ReelzChannel Celebrity Rundown
It's now rumored Ashton Kutcher hooked up with not one but two women in the hot tub of his suite at the San Diego Hard Rock Cafe, while Star has pictures of Kutcher and mistress Sara Leal taken in the $2500/night penthouse.
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"Kristin Cavallari Heads for the Hills" is the popular headline on the web this morning as she and dancer Mark Ballas were the surprise elimination last night on Dancing with the Stars. Chaz Bono was the surprise survivor, perhaps helped by mom Cher who said she would be in the studio audience next week if her son made it through to the fourth round.
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The Playboy Club is the first casualty of the fall TV season — cancelled after just three episodes on NBC — but not before LeAnn Rimes' husband (Eddie Cibrian) suffered an on-set injury to his Achilles that required stitches. On the subject of the cancellation, Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner later tweeted the obvious: "It should have been on cable, aimed at a more adult audience."
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Casey Anthony's first probation report has been released and she claims no job, no use of illegal drugs, and no mental health or therapy programs since her release, the latter in direct contradiction to statements released by her attorney Jose Baez who has said she was undergoing therapy and counseling.
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Tiger Woods' mistress Rachel Uchitel was secretly wed over the weekend to former Penn State football player Matt Hahn.
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Finally, this weekend Tareq Salahi is selling off his wedding ring, some artwork, and 50 bathrobes his "groupie slut" wife stole from hotels around the world. Last month Michaele Salahi left Tareq for Journey guitarist Neal Schon.
Posted 10.05.11 by reelz -
ReelzChannel Celebrity Rundown
Cher is striking back at transphobic critics of Chaz Bono — many of whom are upset about her transgender offspring being part of DWTS — tweeting "Chaz is Being Viciously Attacked on Blogs & Message boards about being on DWTS! This is Still America right?" Chaz replied with "Thanks for all your support mom. The haters are just motivating me to work harder and stay on DWTS as long as I possibly can."
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After nearly two weeks of deliberation since Russell Armstrong's suicide, Bravo execs have decided not to postpone next week's premiere of Season 2 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and that "re-editing of the episodes is still underway." Meanwhile, RadarOnline reports Taylor Armstrong is struggling with her finances since her husband's death and that "Taylor's salary from the Bravo reality show was not as lucrative as they wanted people to think." This may mean no more $60,000 birthday parties for her 5-year-old daughter Kennedy.
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Mel Gibson had a smile on his face in the Los Angeles County Courthouse yesterday after he finalized a settlement with ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva that will pay her just $750,000 over a four-year period. The deal comes a year after Grigorieva said she wanted to "see where the chips might fall" and turned down a $15 million offer from Gibson.
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Since the news of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony's split hit in July we've only heard her side of the story. But now in an interview with ABC News' John Quinones, Anthony brushes off claims of infidelity and takes the high road saying, "These things happen. It was a decision we made jointly."
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In baby news, Iron Man Robert Downey Jr.'s wife Susan is pregnant with the couple's first child, and Alyssa Milano gave birth to a baby boy yesterday already wants more, telling E! she'll be more pregnant than not in the next few years.
Posted 09.01.11 by reelz -
Our first Facebook movie game, ClusterFlick, plays off that old "six degrees of separation" theory — you know, the one that has a certain Kevin at the center of the Hollywood universe. It's easy to play, but not so easy to win. The goal is to use the major cast of movies to get from Point A to Point B in the smallest number of moves.
Today's Challenge: Can you link Unstoppable with Moonstruck, both out on Blu-ray today for the first time?
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The Golden Globe nominations are already out, and the Oscar nominations are forthcoming, but what about the Razzies — the awards show that celebrates the worst Hollywood has to offer? The LA Times reports that the nominating lists for the Razzies have been sent out and the shortlist for worst picture contains the following movies: The Bounty Hunter, Clash of the Titans, The Expendables, Grown Ups, Jonah Hex, Killers, The Last Airbender, Little Fockers, Sex and the City 2, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Vampires Suck, and Yogi Bear. (Keep your fingers crossed When in Rome, The Back-Up Plan, and Gulliver's Travels, you might still make it!)
who else could "win"? >> Posted 01.05.11 by Ryan -
Fresh off filing for divorce from Jordan Bratman, pop diva Christina Aguilera makes her big-screen debut in Burlesque. Is it any good? Or is it Showgirls bad-good?
"...a curiously enjoyable diva mashup..."
— Chris Barsanti, filmcritic.com"Burlesque is a terrible film that will delight nearly everyone who sees it, whether they're 12-year-old Christina Aguilera fans or bad-movie buffs angling for a guilty pleasure."
— Nathan Rabin, Onion AV Club"When the best you can say about Burlesque is that it isn't as bad as you expected, you know it has failed."
— Ed Gonzalez, Slant Magazine"Think of Burlesque as one ginormous music video theme party thrown by Christina Aguilera, with Cher in the house, plus boas, bustiers and dancing girls and about a thousand humongous Broadway-style showstoppers. Which is a far better way to consider Burlesque than thinking of it as a movie..."
— Betsy Sharkey, Los Angeles Times"...an overwrought, underwritten hootchy-kootchy tuner that desperately wants to be Cabaret, but lacks the edge and historical context to pull it off."
— Peter Debruge, Variety