Noah Wyle got married a month ago and we didn’t even know. But he announced it on The View, where people get all the juicy news. Picture perfect wedding? Yes...they got married on their small beautiful farm in Santa Barbara and took a honeymoon in Paris. We’re trying to find an ER joke here, but there isn’t one. #writerproblems
Remember that hot picture of that criminal? With all those sexy neck tattoos? Jason Biggs and Laura Prepon from Orange is the New Black, have some thoughts on how well he’ll do in prison. “I think he'll do just fine in prison with that teardrop on his eye,” Prepon said. Biggs added, “They're going to see the teardrop and be like, 'Never mind, if you come to me that's good, but otherwise, it's look don't touch.’” Good ol’ prison humor. Entertainment. Gossip. Life.
Mindy Kaling celebrated her 35th birthday in style. She got a surprise gift from her writing staff and rode a private helicopter to the Grand Canyon and had a champagne toast. What a cool birthday surprise. Nothing beats a private helicopter ride to the Grand Canyon! Nothing!
You’ve probably been wondering, what has Paris Hilton been up to? We have your answer. Apparently she has been vacationing at the Electric Daisy Carnival in Las Vegas for the weekend. Or so they say, with the amount of luggage she has, she must have been there for months. Years even.
Life Goes On as Bret Michaels, singer of Poison, helps a Nebraska town clean up after it was hit by twin tornadoes. Bret probably exclaimed “I Want Action” after he heard of what had happened and “So Tell Me Why” when he saw the damage. Helping the townspeople, we all know that Bret has given them Something To Believe In.