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"I've come back from worse than this."
Even though Scary Movie 5 is arriving 6 years after its predecessor, the first trailer proved that the franchise hasn't skipped a beat, which is either great news or a frustrating reality, depending on how you view the Scary Movie franchise.
With that said, the promotion continues for the sequel, and, while the first trailer poked fun at Paranormal Activity and Black Swan, the latest trailer shows that Scary Movie 5 is also going to satirize more contemporary horror movies like Mama and the upcoming Evil Dead remake, while revealing how Snoop Dogg (or Snoop Lion?) makes his cameo. Don't worry, Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan still close out the trailer.
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Cover your privates, the Scary Movie series is back.
Horror movie parodies seem to be on a bit of an uptick lately, with Marlon Wayans' A Haunted House and 30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo both respectively arriving in theaters and DVD next January. With any luck, the two parodies won't have used up all the fart jokes, pratfalls and crotch shots that will surely arrive with April's Scary Movie 5.
But while the first trailer shows that Paranormal Activity is clearly one of the movie's being parodied, 2010's Black Swan is also chief among Scary Movie 5's targets with Ashley Tisdale (High School Musical) playing a young mother and aspiring ballet dancer who is experiencing some unexplained behavior in her home, which is partially explained when she watches footage of the previous owners (Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan).
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A noir tale about contemporary L.A. where Lohan doesn't hit anybody with her car. We think.
Publicly, Lindsay Lohan can't seem to go a day without making headlines on TMZ, but, professionally, the troubled actress is finally getting consistent work — the Lifetime movie Liz & Dick airs next month, and photos of Lohan and co-star Charlie Sheen appeared online for the upcoming Scary Movie 5. Now there's also the indie thriller The Canyons, which has debuted its first teaser trailer which is edited in a 1970s Grindhouse style.
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Things are not getting better for our friend Amanda Bynes. TMZ reports that the actress starlet has been dropped by not only her agent but also her publicist and lawyer. Sources say she has become uncontrollable over the past 12 months. But Bynes feels she no longer needs their services anyways, because as you know, she's no longer an actress and is now a fashion designer.
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More about Lindsay Lohan, Kanye West, and Chad Johnson >> Posted 09.21.12 by Chris -
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Well, we couldn't expect her to let Amanda Bynes get all the attention. People says that Lindsay Lohan has been — wait for it — arrested for leaving the scene of an accident. She reportedly clipped a guy while she was driving in Manhattan, and the victim was sent to the hospital with a knee injury. Lindsay is saying that it's all a set up, and that she's the victim. While it might be a set up, there seems to be no reason at all for someone with Lohan's driving record to be behind the wheel in a city like New York. It's a geographically small area with plenty of transportation options for getting around town. She should probably look in to some of those other options.
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More about inappropriate chairs and robsten's possible reconciliation Posted 09.19.12 by Mandy -
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There's yet another nude British royals "scandal," and this time it's focused on the Duchess of Cambridge. Reuters reports that a French magazine, Closer, posted pics of Kate sunbathing on a beach in southern France topless while on vacation with William. While the photos are causing some titillation and discussion of the royals' right to privacy, it hardly seems scandal-worthy seeing as being topless while sunbathing in the south of France is about as inappropriate as being nude in a spa or a shower... or at a party in a Las Vegas suite.
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At least we know what she was thinking. Amanda Bynes' lawyer went in front of a judge this week and argued that the actress could still drive since she had not yet been to a DMV hearing. The judge assured the lawyer that the license had been suspended, and added that perhaps Bynes should show up at the next hearing.
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Not to be outdone hot-mess-wise, Lindsay Lohan has been acting erratic. She is rumored to have not reported to work for shooting on Scary Movie 5, but perhaps that was because she was too busy tweeting deep thoughts such as: "Birkin. Mac Computer. Chanel and a jet. Never quit fighting to live your dreams. God Bless." Yeah, we don't know what that's supposed to mean either.
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She might be too old for action movies, but Gwyneth Paltrow has signed a deal with cosmetic company Max Factor.
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Thirty-seven-year-old Eva Longoria admitted to Extra that she is dating football player Mark Sanchez, who is 25. Does anybody else think she might want to try dating men her own age again? After all, guys in their twenties tend to have the bad habit of acting like guys in their twenties.
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Hollywood, for the most part you bring the masses enjoyable movies (John Carter, Battleship aside) and if we haven't said lately, we really appreciate it. But from time to time, we here at Reelz think of some incredible movies that we just can't believe are not in production. So consider this an open request to Hollywood: make this movie happen!
License to Drive 2: Hit and Run
They're under the influence . . . of adventure!
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Well, love is dead. The cutest couple in comedy have called it quits. People reports that Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are splitting after nine years. A rep for both actors confirmed the sad news. The two have two children, Archie, 3, and Abel, 2. The two played an ice-skating couple in Blades of Glory. Comedy fans are still grieving about the split. Now we know how Twi-hards felt when Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson broke up.
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Speaking of KStew... on the DVD of Snow White and the Huntsman, director Rupert Sanders is heard gushing about Stewart, whom he had an affair with.
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Rihanna and Chris Brown kissed and hugged at Thursday's Video Music Awards.
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Lindsay Lohan has some tax policy suggestions for President Obama.
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Carson Daly and girlfriend welcome a baby girl.
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Stars of the Harry Potter franchise put together a video to say thanks to the 50 million Potter fans on Facebook.
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There's a mystery afoot in Hollywood (and we're not talking about the appeal of Honey Boo Boo and her family). Someone trashed the lavish, 38-foot trailer that served as Elizabeth Taylor's sanctuary from the set during the filming of Cleopatra (1963). The trailer, owned by Angel Alger, was on loan to Silver Screen Pictures for use in the filming of Liz & Dick, a Lifetime movie chronicling the love affair and two marriages of Taylor and actor Richard Burton. Initially, Alger blamed the star of the movie, child actor-turned-wild child Lindsay Lohan, for the damages, but she admits that she has no proof that Lohan had anything to do with the vandalism and thefts. Watch the video above for more on this mystery.
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Well, the streets are a bit safer now. Amanda Bynes's driver's license has been suspended following two misdemeanor hit-and-run charges. The charges stem from two separate incidents — one on April 10 and the other on Aug. 4. That's not counting Bynes' OTHER car accident. In April she was arrested and charged with driving under the influence after she hit a cop car. Bynes faces up to a year behind bars if convicted. Now if we could only get Lindsay Lohan from behind the wheel.
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Camille Grammer reportedly got $30M from her divorce from Kelsey Grammer.
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Lindsay Lohan wants everyone to know she had nothing to do with Vanity Fair's controversial Tom Cruise piece.
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Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon, will be buried at sea.
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The family on the TLC hit show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo claim they make way more than the $4,000 per episode that was reported earlier this week.
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